April 2019: Children Can Say The Funniest Things

We love the children in our lives, they bring us joy and happiness and everything they do, most of the time, makes us smile. Here at Connector we share some of your funny moments with your children and here is a round up of just some of the things you have told us your kids, who are all celebrating birthdays in April, have said to make you laugh. Happy birthday to them all!

Gabriel Adyan Ashfaq
9 years old on 25th April
Providence English Private School

Funny moment: I told Gabriel once that he cannot have a girlfriend until he has a stable job and savings, probably at the age of 25 or 26. He then turned the table to me by saying "Why did you get married at the age of 26 then? Did you have enough savings?"


Yara Lotfi
8 years old on 12th April
Raffles World Academy

Funny moment: Yara asked me once, while we were travelling on an airplane, why the cabin crew did not bring us the bill for the food after we ate.

Theo Mcilvenny
6 years old on 15th April
British School Al Khabairat

Funny moment: Last year I was in Carrefour doing some shopping and was standing next to two conservative men. Theo came running down the isle holding a set of luminous lingerie and was shouting to me "This would suit you mummy."

Sahein Rafael Martthew Fernando
10 years old on 16th April
St. Marys Catholic High School Dubai

Funny moment: When Saheein was 7, he told me when he grows up he wants to have a big family with 3 children but no wife. I was wondering how and he said he will adopt 3 children and give them all Pokémon names.

Ali Yawar Wani
3 years old on 22nd April
Kinderville Preschool DIP

Funny moment: We were teaching Ali to address his teachers as Miss so and so, and then one day while practicing the names of his teachers, he called me and my wife "Miss Baba and Miss Mama".

Have your children said something that has set you off in belly fulls of laughter and made your friends chuckle? If they have and they are celebrating a birthday next month, simply click here to fill in the form or email editorial@connector-dubai.com a picture and a few words on what it is they said that made you laugh, and we will publish the top ones next month. Include their age, date of birth and the school they go to. 

Congratulations to Gabriel Adyan Ashfaq, who has won 3 tickets, to the value of Dhs 185 each from KidZania Dubai..

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